SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL 10 EPISODES OF THE TRAITORS!
2023’s finest new present up to now is The Traitors, which is principally the cardboard recreation Mafia, enacted in a Scottish citadel.
I binge watched all 10 episodes in a FURY, and had a bunch of ideas. Right here they’re in chronological order:
1.
OMG It is Rachel Reilly! AND CIRIE! AND Brandi Glanville is already ingesting and we’re simply within the intro package deal.
2.
Wow, this citadel is gorgeous! I ponder how a lot it prices to Airbnb.
3.
I used to play Mafia a lot in highschool research halls. I used to be born to play this recreation. Is there a casting web site open for Season 2?
4.
Wow, Alan Cumming is EATING on this Scottish magnificence pageant sash factor.
5.
Why are these B-listers competing for simply $250,000? Aren’t they wealthy?
6.
Oh, they need to truly not be that wealthy…
7.
I don’t care one iota about any of the non-famous folks, although.
8.
Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttt……..Who’s Kyle?
9.
BRB going to take a look at Kyle’s Instagram web page for a couple of minutes.
11.
I hope these blindfolds are literally working.
12.
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, Cirie is a Traitor!
13.
Christian appears annoying as hell. I hate his fedora. Poor Cirie.
14.
Okay, Cody was good on his seasons of Massive Brother. He and Cirie can be good at this.
15.
“Geraldine was twitching her leg” is a motive to be suspicious? This recreation is definitely giving these gamers NOTHING to go off of.
16.
Okay, first problem. Why are these large rabbit statues?
17.
Glad they made the cash. I kind of do not know what these challenges should do with the sport, although. Really feel a bit shoehorned in.
18.
Will the contestants be capable of hear the Traitors shifting across the citadel at night time?
19.
On second thought, do we expect that they’re truly sleeping on the citadel? I guess loads of that is being shot off sight.
20.
Cirie doesn’t appear happy to be caught with Christian, and I’m proper there together with her.
21.
Please do not kill Brandi. Make or not it’s Reza.
22.
This breakfast doesn’t look tremendous appetizing.
23.
Oh good, it was Reza.
24.
I might NOT need to be buried alive, and that could be a LOT of grime on these graves.
25.
Why is Michael saying “Lets banish Geraldine” whereas they’re digging up our bodies?
26.
Cease worrying about Geraldine’s leg twitch. Vote out Michael as a result of he is annoying as hell.
27.
Sure, Brandi. I believe all of us want a glass of wine.
28.
Bye, Bam. Glad they despatched house a normie.
29.
Rachel seems to be the one individual on this present who has ever heard music in her life.
30.
Kyle, tho 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
31.
These challenges are literally straightforward, proper? They’ll win all of them, aren’t they?
32.
Brandi is all figuring out. She is aware of who all of the Traitors are. All the time belief a drunk. Did not we be taught that from Sport of Thrones?
33.
I do not care who you suppose the Traitors are; you possibly can’t actually need to stay in a home with Michael greater than Brandi, proper?
34.
Staff Brandi and Kate for all times. Obsessive about Kate. I would like to begin watching Under Deck only for her commentary.
35.
SHE WAS A MOTHERFUCKING FAITHFUL! You all are morons. How dare these normies come on this present and vote out Brandi Glanville! I hope Cirie murders all of them within the night time.
36.
Michael survived the most recent homicide…fortunate us.
37.
These normies will cry at something. They honestly forged the weakest people alive for this present.
38.
Love this Ferris Wheel, however kind of want the questions had been meaner and everybody needed to reply individually. Kate is a badass.
39.
Oh look, Michael is crying once more.
40.
Quentin is appearing VERY self righteous for somebody who’s voting incorrectly in opposition to Queen Kate.
41.
Thank the lord that they banished Michael. I do not even care that it is right down to 14 folks they usually have not caught one Traitor.
42.
Cirie, you might be PLAYING this recreation. Drive Cody to homicide his bestie. DO IT.
43.
I do know Ryan was in all probability essentially the most well-known individual on this present, however he had huge normie power for me.
44.
Alan’s wardrobe stylist deserves a number of Emmys.
45.
Waaaaaiiiiitttttt…these normies higher not be attempting to evict my betrothed Kyle or my queen Kate. I’ll be so mad.
46.
Christian shouting and hugging folks at breakfast must be a giveaway, proper?
47.
I do not perceive why Alan has to provide clues on this sales space after which have folks run down the church aisle. Love these creepy masks folks, although.
48.
Why does everybody suppose that dramatic gamers are the Traitors? Would not you need to be chill in case you had been a Traitor?
49.
Actually? We’re going after Kyle and Kate? When there are nonetheless all of those silent clinger normies round? Should not somebody be on to the truth that the Traitors are mixing in?
50.
I really like Cirie, however would not she appear fairly sedate? Like, is it simply because I do know that she’s a Traitor that she looks like one to me?
51.
EVERY ONE OF YOU VOTING FOR KYLE AND KATE CAN ROT IN HELL.
52.
Kyle. When you’re studying this, please name me.
53.
Who was Amanda once more?
54.
Rachel is sporting ugly outfits, and Princess Diana did put on Kate’s sweater.
55.
Okay, Anjelica the cryer, Rachel, and Kate are on trial. If the Traitors do not kill Anjelica, I’ll riot. The opposite two are impeccable tv.
56.
Okay, this barrel rolling problem is one of the best of the present up to now. Obsessed.
57.
Throw these barrels, Kate! Throw one for Brandi! Throw one for Kyle! Throw one at Christian! (That was a joke, I do not help violence.)
58.
Christian does want a haircut, although.
59.
Intrigued by this Protect drama, however Arie getting it’s fairly anticlimactic.
60.
Oooooooooo we’re lastly catching a Traitor!
61.
Rachel vs. Cody is the drama I did not know I wanted in my life!
63.
Oh, Cirie and ugly hat Christian voted out their fellow Traitor!
64.
Why aren’t the Traitors attempting to throw one another beneath the bus extra? If just one wins, they do not have to separate the cash.
65.
After all dumbass Quentin is gonna vote for Kate, although.
66.
Okay. One Traitor down. Two to go. Why is Shelbe so upset about Cody leaving?
67.
Oh, and the Traitors are murdering crybaby Anjelica! That is my favourite episode but!
68.
Shelbe. Woman. Pull it collectively. That is embarrassing.
69.
Not as embarrassing as everybody’s memorization expertise, although. WOOF.
70.
Arie actually is aware of which field to choose right here. Want he’d been this good at making decisions on The Bachelor, amiright?
71.
Yeah, they’re all voting for Shelbe. FINALLY, folks have given up on Kate.
72.
There are solely eight folks left, and the Traitors are recruiting ANOTHER member? This appears unusual to me.
73.
Clearly, it is higher to be a Traitor than a Devoted. You possibly can’t be murdered, so you might be secure for half the eliminations. Who would not take this chance?
74.
WTF! Why is Christian telling this random ass lie about being recruited to the Traitors. Fool. Ship him house.
75.
This problem is INSANE. They’re dumping BUCKETS of actual bugs on these poor folks.
76.
That is the purest hell an individual might be in.
77.
Oh shit, Rachel goes FULL SCORCHED EARTH.
78.
Rachel is tv gold. Put her on each single present.
79.
That is SPECTACULAR drama. She is making everybody cry.
80.
Cirie is actually a mastermind for not being suspected in any respect.
81.
Thanks, Quentin, for but once more sounding holier-than-thou whereas voting off one other Devoted.
82.
I’m going to overlook Rachel, however LONG LIVE KATE!
83.
Oh wow, I didn’t see a Stephenie homicide coming. I believed for certain they’d nix Quentin, however alas.
84.
Okay, last six. Three Traitors. How is that this going to work? Cannot they only make an alliance and vote out the three Faithfuls left?
85.
I am gonna fast-forward by this laser problem. For Season 2, they really want to make these extra related to the sport by some means.
86.
Okay, let’s ship house Christian, everybody! LET’S GET ON THE SAME PAGE.
87.
Okay, Quentin, by all means, vote for Kate once more. Your self-confidence must be bottled and offered.
88.
Cirie and Arie voting out Christian is superb. FINALLY, I haven’t got to see him screaming on the breakfast desk in his ugly hat.
89.
Ooooooooo no murders anymore. So, the Faithfuls have an opportunity! (And by the Faithfuls, I imply Queen Kate.)
90.
Kate is such a baller leaping out of this helicopter. A real all-star. Give her the cash.
91.
Oh, so they only modified the quantities on these baggage to get the group to $250,000? So, these challenges actually did not matter in any respect.
92.
UGH! Quentin is daring to vote for Kate AGAIN! I hope Cirie takes all his cash.
93.
Cirie was sensible to out Kate. She was the neatest Devoted left, though that is not saying a lot.
94.
Cirie has all these folks snowed. Her and Arie are gonna depart with this cash no downside.
95.
Okay. Okay. That is an fascinating finish recreation, however what occurs if there’s a tie in one in every of these finish recreation votes? Anybody going to deal with that?
96.
Certainly Quentin and Andie are sensible sufficient to suppose that there needed to be greater than two Traitors within the recreation, proper? They should know that there’s a Traitor left.
97.
Ope. No. They’re dumb. So, so, so, so, so dumb.
98.
Cirie. That is BALLSY attempting to get them to vote Arie out on the final minute, however I respect the transfer.
99.
Arie. You got here all this fashion simply to give up? I imply, I understand that you simply want the cash much less, however like, come on!
100.
Okay, effectively Cirie has positively received now then. Quentin has not made one appropriate choice this entire recreation, and he’s simply going to provide the cash to you.
101.
QUEEN CIRIE FINALLY WINS!!!!!!!
102.
Gosh, they’re crying lots. Okay, Alan, let’s hustle the normie losers off the stage. Give Cirie her second of glory.
103.
Additionally, have a look at Alan’s broach.
104.
I can not await Season 2. No normies, although, please and thanks. You will discover 20 actuality stars. I am assured.
105.
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